As a profession, I am a web designer and a graphic designer.  (I first was a graphic designer, then grew into being a web designer as well.  My boyfriend is a programmer, so he helps from time to time ...

Dance Dance Revolution on my Wii.  Who knew it would be an excellent magical training device? It is absolutely perfect for dropping me and keeping me in alpha.  I immediately know when I hop up to beta ...

And I put in there, along with my payment and all those forms, a homemade copy of the classic Cthulu Chick-style tract, "Who Will Be Eaten First?". I printed it out and made a little stapled together ...